Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Upgrade! International Underwear Week
Jill met my challenge with style and gusto. I <3 Jill. YAY!
P.S. Jill is not international, but she has an international fanbase. I wanna see 'em all in their underwear!
Jill was asked the following question...
"Jill, as the only woman vying for the title of Miss INTERnational Underwear, I must ask you the following question for the interview portion of the competition. How do you feel about the state of men's underpants today?"
Her response, as you will see, is quite educational!
Hilary, that is a very thought-provoking inquiry. As you know, I think and care a great deal about the state of men's underpants. Most especially when they are right in front of me. Preferably on the body of an attractive man. Whose jeans have just been unzipped.
It is imperative, I believe, for men's underpants to be able to make a good showing as the aforementioned denim slides off the body--but not to come off immediately. I'm sure you can understand the ramifications in the arena of anticipation should the underpants be shed too quickly and unceremoniously.
Indeed, it is the waistband of the underpants that is most crucial. Because in this culture of instant gratification, I can think of nothing more rewarding than the proper appreciation of the male pelvic bone--which should always begin, of course, with the grazing of teeth over the waistband, and the subsequent sliding of the tongue underneath it. And then, of course, across the pelvic bone. And both sides should be properly appreciated, as you well know.
This is why it is so vital that we raise awareness for the proper elastic-ification of waistbands. I think you are doing a magnificent job promoting INTERnational Underpants Week, and am honored to participate.
In my eyes, the state of men's underpants is indeed, thriving--and could only be further enhanced by the participation of all the men of Flickr photographing themselves in their underpants, so that we can properly... um....
...lick our computer screens.