Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Upgrade! International Underwear Week

I knew if I could reach just one person, all my efforts would be worthwhile.

Jill met my challenge with style and gusto. I <3 Jill. YAY!

Who's next?


P.S. Jill is not international, but she has an international fanbase. I wanna see 'em all in their underwear!

UPDATE:
Jill was asked the following question...
"Jill, as the only woman vying for the title of Miss INTERnational Underwear, I must ask you the following question for the interview portion of the competition. How do you feel about the state of men's underpants today?"

Her response, as you will see, is quite educational!

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Hilary, that is a very thought-provoking inquiry. As you know, I think and care a great deal about the state of men's underpants. Most especially when they are right in front of me. Preferably on the body of an attractive man. Whose jeans have just been unzipped.

It is imperative, I believe, for men's underpants to be able to make a good showing as the aforementioned denim slides off the body--but not to come off immediately. I'm sure you can understand the ramifications in the arena of anticipation should the underpants be shed too quickly and unceremoniously.

Indeed, it is the waistband of the underpants that is most crucial. Because in this culture of instant gratification, I can think of nothing more rewarding than the proper appreciation of the male pelvic bone--which should always begin, of course, with the grazing of teeth over the waistband, and the subsequent sliding of the tongue underneath it. And then, of course, across the pelvic bone. And both sides should be properly appreciated, as you well know.

This is why it is so vital that we raise awareness for the proper elastic-ification of waistbands. I think you are doing a magnificent job promoting INTERnational Underpants Week, and am honored to participate.

In my eyes, the state of men's underpants is indeed, thriving--and could only be further enhanced by the participation of all the men of Flickr photographing themselves in their underpants, so that we can properly... um....

...lick our computer screens.

Thank you!

8 comments:

Jill said...

I <3 you too!So glad I could raise awareness for National--whoops! I mean, INTERnational Underwear Week! May the world learn of your worthy cause!

Grad School Reject said...

Hi Hilary,

Jill sent me here to check out your site. I love what you've done with the place, and I must say you are quite the humanitarian. I think your cause should get federal funding, but I am just one man.....and I am guessing if you started to charge people for this the government may give it a different name. Nicely done.

Jill said...

GSR: I nearly spit water all over myself at your last two lines. Bravo.

Hilary said...

Yes...BRAVO!

And pleased to make your acquaintance!

mysterygirl! said...

I actually do have some international underwear (from France), but I'm pretty sure that's not what you're looking for...

I hope you reach that one person you're waiting for...

Karl said...

I've been waiting for such a glorious celebration! You can totally see my underwear here:

Boxers While Unimpressed

and here

Don't Ask Me for my boxers

Shafa said...

I came for the underpants. I stayed for the blog. Hawesome.

Hilary said...

Hey...thanks for stopping by everyone!

More underwear to come, but glad some of you have enjoyed more than just that... ;)