A woman I'm working with told me about a play she read that included online status messages of dozens of people. I decided to check out what all my Facebook contacts are claiming today. I, by the way, am currently "blogging all of your status messages".
Oh...my favorite status is in bold.
SB is proclaiming: I hear Frosty the Snowman - he's pretty kewl.
MB is waiting for his Mac to be repaired. No hard feelings, eh?
BBB is really amazingly lucky.
RB is unable to import his Amazon blog here. Hmmm...
RRC is cold.
AC is typing a status update on Facebook.
JC is twittering: Let the holiday party whirlwind begin.
MC is off for latkes and "It's a Wonderful Life" with friends!
PD is officially a grownup and it sucks.
SD is Sara. Who else would she be?
GF is putting on his top hat, tying up his white tie, and dusting off his tails.
SG is twittering: Reading the South Florida Sun-Sentinel. Heading out for a walk before it hits 80 degrees. :-).
AG is back in NYC and itching to play with you.
JG is taking the boys to a bday party....at 10AM!!
AG is heading to NYC & Connecticut for the rest of the year.
TH is in Florida. Programming time.
NH is twittering: awesomeness! BZ visa in hand & i have couches to surf in sao paulo and BA. now i need to wrap up fundraising & ushawia/antartica. BOOYA!
LH is just finding out how awesome Hardees burgers are.
REJ is baking cookies.
TJ is safe and sound at home.
AK is thinking up strategies to help him stay awake for the big fight...
BL is thinking, "Wow...look at all the little black dots and lines."
CM is excited about his trip to NYC.
RM is okay with the cabbage.
GM is such a hardcore case on the school bus.
AMM is back to snow hoping.
EM is now 100 feet tall.
AN is triskaidekaphobic.
RP is in love with her own back.
SP is recovering after a traumatically extraordinary day.
SR is wondering, is Juno the feminist Knocked Up?
MKR is blah... and hoping to feel better for the weekend...
SS can't wait for New Year's.
AS is wishing you Fröhliche Weihnachten.
LS is lighting real, non-virtual Chanukah candles that are not part of a Facebook app.AS is skiing in Manali (Yes of all the places to learn skiing I chose one of the highest regions in the world...go figure).
MS is feeling that gingerbread feeling.
LS is searching for a mini fridge/freezer. Can anyone help?
IS is feeling like a crazy girl.
BS is going to see Amira in City of Angels tonight!
DTD is excited that her Birthday is so near she can taste it like a fat man craving butter!
DT is underworked and overpaid.
KGU is telling hannukah stories on friday.
CW is Rudy Jahchan.
LW is about to sleep on her mattress for the last time. Tomorrow the Tempur-Pedic arrives!
PY is having my first crack at Snowboarding... should prob be disastrous.
And for those of you who are wondering...triskaidekaphobic is the fear of the number 13.